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  1. me: watching tv show
  2. me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  3. me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Posted 2 days ago
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
Anonymous (via lady-dutch)

(Source: goldenscreens)

Posted 2 days ago
You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
Redvers Bailey  (via nectarinejam)

(Source: guntoyourhead)

Posted 2 days ago

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

Posted 2 days ago

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

Posted 2 days ago

ilymorgannn:

blueveinsandkitkats:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

Do some of them realize that quote is from spongebob

reblogging for the spongebob quote 

Posted 2 days ago

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(Source: smilestoinspire)

Posted 3 days ago

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

Posted 3 days ago